It wasn't MacGregor who drowned, it was Rebel.
Rebel? There was another dog? God, are there any other dogs I don't know about?
MacGregor was a Sheltie that I had before I married your father. He was the one who ate everything, and one Saturday night he ate one of your father's clerical collars. And he had services the next day so you can imagine the panic we were in.
So what really happened to MacGregor?
He loved to chase cars. The last time the car chased him.
Rebel was a beautiful collie. Joy Wheatley gave him to us. I think she never liked me after he drowned because she blamed me. It was a Sunday morning and I was getting you kids ready for church. He bolted out the door and I had to choose between going to church and going after him. We looked for him for days. The fireman didn't come to the door, I had gone to the firehouse. And the fireman who told me was terribly upset.
So you had to choose between being a good clergy wife and getting the dog. I remember Joy Wheatley having like a hundred cats.
She had a lot of cats, yes, but she bred dogs too.
Is it true that you don't believe in training dogs?
Oh absolutely, we always believed dogs should be free, live their lives.
And what about Jock, Mom, was that pretty much how it happened?
Scotties were so popular then, everyone had to have a Scottie. I can't remember where we got him, but he wasn't a puppy. But he did get in the car with the kids and the woman didn't realize it until she was across the Tappan Zee Bridge.
Mom, there are holes in that story a mile wide.
I'm sorry dear, that's what happened. It was your father who took the phone call and I remember saying: do her kids love him? and your father asked her and she said yes. So I said, keep him!
But what about us? Did you gather us together to break it to us that our dog wouldn't be coming home? Didn't we love him?
I don't remember getting you all together. But you didn't love him that much.